You know what?

If we are electing idiots like Bobby Franklin into anything with more public responsibility than garbage collector, then I actually fucking HOPE the world ends in 2012.  If humanity can't do any better than it is doing, I hope we blow ourselves apart. 

Are you fucking kidding me?  This person is an elected official.  I have to call my friend, from Georgia, and ask him "What the actual fuck are you guys THINKING down there?"

For fuck's sake, like it's not difficult enough for a woman to go through a miscarriage.  All I know, is that if this fuckery actually passes, if you're pregnant and living in Georgia, I suggest you run, don't walk to your car and drive the fuck out of that state...and pray to God you don't miscarry on the way to a state without insane people as elected officials. 

So good news on the girly part front (TMI, clearly labled TMI)

I got a referral from my doctor yesterday. I love her!

So I get to go see a gynecologist, to see why in the hell I'm bleeding 3x in a month and a half. On March 15th at 2:30. I'm probably waiting, because I specifically asked for a female doctor. I've never had a guy give me a full exam (except when I first went into labor, one of the men was on duty, but as I was having strong contractions every 3 minutes, I would've let Charles Manson give me an exam as long as he had the power of Epidural).

So...for the first time in my life, I'm actually looking forward to having an exam (and maybe a pap) to see why the hell my uterus hates me sooo much?

Is it too much to ask

...if you are going to sing your national anthem in public, please for the love of God know the fucking words? If you don't know, learn. Especially if you sing in public for a living, Christina Aguilera. And at the motherfucking super bowl!



Otherwise, you will never be asked to sing the national anthem in public ever again. Ask Roseanne Barr.



...at least Roseanne knew the fucking words. She may have sucked out loud, but she knew the words and in what order they come in.